Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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