Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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