the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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