And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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