It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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I need you to use more vowels.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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