okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
