he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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