Whod you bang
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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