So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
