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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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