i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You pole danced in your parka.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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