He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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