Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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