wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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