Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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