try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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