Fuck appropriateness.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
