therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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