North Korea, Best Korea!
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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