So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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