Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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