i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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