While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Let's paint friendship bongs
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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