they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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