So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
