Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
