Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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