This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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