she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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