If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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