She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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