if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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