How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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