Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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