gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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