so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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