It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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