I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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