you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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