So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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