You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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