My brain says no but my pants say off.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
17 year olds will be the death of me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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