she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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