As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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