i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
third nipple confirmed
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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