id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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