I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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