these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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