Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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