My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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