I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm going to jail i love you
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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