All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
it's great music for shaving your balls
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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