He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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