My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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