How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just had sex on a roof
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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