You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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